The last time, humans in Lion Mountain but more especially, those humans serving in Republic of Silly Lion Armed Forces (RSLAF) were very bitter over the chopping of the 1,464 bags of rice by TWO-LEGGED RATS that have a STRIKING RESEMBLANCE to HUMANS. The humans in RSLAF were angry because the rice rightfully should have been distributed amongst them long before the RATS smelled it. But oh yah, it is like I have always been saying: Humans in this low place do not love each other especially when it comes to sharing equitably the national bounty!
In fact, humans say the disappearance of the bags of rice would have remained secret forever had it not been for the Principal Accuser in the Accusation Search for Silly Loafers (ASSL). The Principal Accuser in the Accusation Search for Silly Loafers (ASSL) discovered the missing one thousand, four hundred and sixty for (1464) bags of rice amounting to Le236,093,790 (two hundred and thirty six million, ninety three thousand, seven hundred and ninety Lion Shillings). Sef, the Principal Accuser of ASSL observed that there was a huge deficit between the quantity or rice received and issued/distributed to the RSLAF in respect of operation and training.