Hard D Laid Street Police Station in Free City, in this low placed called Lion Mountain, was a very scary, serious but ridiculous scene over the weekend when male suspects in the holding cell began shouting at the top of their voice: ‘Ebola! Ebola! This man has Ebola! Wuna cam pull am nor do!’ They shouted repeatedly until the Silly Lion Police (SLP) personnel on duty paid attention to them!
They say it all started when a suspect by the name of Father G was thrust into the cell despite complaining that he is suffering from defecating blood. Ha! Ha! Ha! The police personnel laughed as they banged the cell door shut in his face.